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WWE Toy Stories - No 1


The New Shield


I.

After Dean Ambrose was buried alive by Kane, the remaining Shield brothers began the search for a new member. Allas with a heavy heart. 


II.

Seth: Cactus. We do like you and all, but you cannot wear a red flannel with your Shield armor... 


III. 

Seth: No Daniel. We won't start doing Yes chants when we walk in. 

Seth to Roman: Jez, this is going to be harder than we thought.


IV. 

The Rock: No, the Rock does not want to be part of your petty stable. Do you want to know why? I tell you why: The greatest sports entertainer in the world today does not team up with a lame ass second choice sad excuse for a stable like yours. That's why. 

Seth to Roman: Did you invite that candy assed jabroni, Dog? 

Roman: No way, man!


V. 

Sting: So what is it again you guys do?

Roman: We correct the wrong, we protect the weak, we... 

Seth interrupts: We mostly bat up bad guys. 

Sting: Count me in. Woooo!


VI. 


To be continued...



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  1. WrestlingnetworkJuly 20, 2018 at 12:21 AM

    For real how old are you? Your blogs are horrible. You’re welcome.

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